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excerpt: "A short humor piece presenting satirical redefinitions of common computer terms including hard disk, bus, expansion board, chip, nanosecond, and picosecond."
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# Computer Definitions

A short humor piece presenting satirical redefinitions of common computer terms including hard disk, bus, expansion board, chip, nanosecond, and picosecond.