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title: "RAM_blings"
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published_at: "2026-02-23T03:03:59+00:00"
modified_at: "2026-02-23T03:04:10+00:00"
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excerpt: "God summons Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to heaven. He informs them that he has decided to end the earth in 30 days. He asks each of them to return home and help prepare the people of the world for their destiny."
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    title: "NESQLUG News v5 n6"
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pubdate: "May/June 1995"
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---

# RAM_blings

God summons Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to heaven. He informs them that he has decided to end the earth in 30 days. He asks each of them to return home and help prepare the people of the world for their destiny.