I wish that I could print the dozens of enthusiastic and supportive letters that I have received from dedicated 2068ers. One nice guy even sent an extra $15.00 “for the kitty”. There is a real solid desire for a publication dedicated to TS-2068 support. THANKS to all of you well wishers! Soon we will see just how many serious 2068 users are out there in the USA and CANADA. Counting noses, Canadians are right in there at the stretch. One of you Canucks send me a little maple leaf decal to dress up the pages with. It’ll go side by side with the Stars and Bars. Incidentally, I have had the priviledge of flying side by side with many RCAF Jocks and I can tell everyone that the Country to our North is a proud and sturdy neighbor having a tradition of integrity that is difficult to match.
Gaffs and Laffs
Defenitichions
Interface: Whats under the cold creme as the wife prepares for beddi-bye.
Dynamo: A small town in Missouri.
Data bus: Kissin and talking at the same time.
Syntax: A Colorado tax on brothels.
Peripheral: What one sees outta the corners of the eyes.
Optimist: One who believes the sky is rising with him in it.
Pessimist: One who believes the sky will fall upon him.
Free: What taxes provide to them that dont pay taxes.
Service: A crime committed by a male.
Consultant: One who can’t do it but wants to tell you how for a price.
Coax: A small axe which has two cutting ends.
Telecomputing: Secrets told to a friend and relayed to others.
Trouble Free: It dont break as much as it usta.
Buffer: Where Ma keeps the Sunday table cloth.
Grand Canyon: Where the Injuns dug the dirt for the Rockies.
Your eyes are fooling you.
All Lines are Straight.
All Squares are Square.
All are the same Size.
